passt scho, die gehören eh in der ganzen welt verbreitet. hier noch ein paar bonus zuckerl:

* Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

* Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

* Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

* Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it

* In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

* When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

* Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes dead people .

* Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

* Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.