bitte steff, verzeih mir, aber die zweifelsohne unglaublichen chuck norris härte-gags muss ich auf meiner seite haben. für alle anderen, bitte schön:

***Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. ***When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. ***Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. ***Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. ***Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. ***Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. ***Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. ***When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ***Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. ***There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ***There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. ***If you can't see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. ***God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6. ***Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. ***Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does.